Category Archives: Satire

The Unbelievable Characteristics of this Incredible Virus (satire)

COVID19, wow, this is some virus. It displays some quite astonishing characteristics, not least amongst which are:

Its ability to fly different distances in different countries:  In Britain and New Zealand social distancing demands people stand 2m apart, in the US that same safe distance is 1.8 metres, and it is 1.5m in Australia.

COVID-19 Important New Research Findings (satire)

Medical experts have just announced exciting new findings in the area of protection against the devilishly infectious and extremely lethal COVID19 virus. Several research groups have made significant breakthroughs in recent weeks in the race to find the best measures of protection against the virus.  .

COVID-19 How to ensure you’ll never catch the virus (satire)

Today, I stopped at a traffic light at a busy intersection, and as is common in many Latin American countries, there was a line of people selling items or begging for money. One man in particular caught my attention. He was hopping along on crutches, and as he approached my car, I wound down the window, handed him a bunch of coins, and asked him, “What happened to your leg my friend?”

Covid-19. The unbelievable characteristics of this Incredible Virus (satire)

COVID19, wow, this is some virus. It displays some quite astonishing characteristics, not least amongst which are:

Its ability to fly different distances in different countries:  In Britain and New Zealand social distancing demands people stand 2m apart, in the US that same safe distance is 1.8 metres, and it is 1.5m in Australia.

Global Warming Latest – Santa Claus Found (satire)

In yet another stunning revelation from the pro-global warming scientists, and with the full backing of the Church of Climatology and the IPCC, we have just learned that they can now prove beyond any doubt, what skeptics have doubted for many years. Santa Claus really does exist.