Greta, I have the solution that you and your millions of followers seek. A way to end your Climate Crisis once and for all. All it will take is 10 minutes of your precious time. Not much of your time at all, to be able to put an end the perceived Climate Emergency which has been your obsessive preoccupation for so many years now.
In yet another stunning revelation from the pro-global warming scientists, and with the full backing of the Church of Climatology and the IPCC, we have just learned that they can now prove beyond any doubt, what skeptics have doubted for many years. Santa Claus really does exist.